A conversation with the cashier at Petco. That is possibly only funny to us.

CASHIER: Do you have a PALS card?

MIKE: Yes. But I don’t have it with me.

CASHIER: What’s your name? I will look it up.

MIKE: Mike [we avoid last names on this blog as much as possible].

CASHIER: Hmmmm. Did you sign up recently?

MIKE: Yes.

CASHIER: Well, it takes about six weeks to show up.

MIKE: But we will save a dollar! What can we do?

CASHIER: We can just pretend you have a card.

MIKE: Try Ken Adams.

CASHIER: I was just going to use a fake card, but . . . there is a Ken Adams.

MIKE: Yessssssss.

KARI: My friend heard it from some guy.

MIKE: *points to self* Some guy!

KARI: No, no, his name was Ken Adams.

MIKE: *points to self* KEN ADAMS!

KARI: Regina Phalange.

CASHIER: Friends, right? I got it when you said Regina Phalanage. Sign here.

KARI AND MIKE LEAVE STORE, MUCH TO CASHIER’S RELIEF, STILL RECITING LINES FROM FRIENDS.

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