The answer is always Dwight Schrute, in the courtyard, with the Sword of Gryffindor.

(Oh, wait, maybe [SPOILER ALERT] that’s Neville Longbottom. Sorry, Dwight.)

And, lo, did Dwight K. Schrute pull the Sword of Gryffindor out of the Sorting Hat, and it was revealed that, despite his extreme freakishness, he was, after all, a true Gryffindor.

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