KARI: Yesterday Jason linked to some pictures from Snakes on a Plane.
MIKE: How did they look?
KARI: There were snakes.
MIKE: What were they doing?
KARI: They were on the plane.
MIKE: And Samuel L. Jackson?
KARI: Was being his regular badass self.
MIKE: I wish I had known that he just likes working, that he doesn’t care so much about whether the movie is good. Because, after Pulp Fiction, I wanted to see a lot of his movies. And many of them are not good.
KARI: Snakes on a Plane.
MIKE: You’re going to make me see Snakes on a Plane on opening night, aren’t you?
KARI: Scott suggested that we have a .net get-together. Just to see Snakes on a Plane! I should suggest our house as a place to stay. We should have it here.
MIKE: That would be fun. And also a little crazy.
KARI: I’ll suggest we have it here.
MIKE: You’re going to buy me one of those shirts, aren’t you?
KARI: Maybe. Maybe I’ll get it for myself.
MIKE: We should all get them to wear to opening night. And we can get our names put on the back. Smith, Windsor, Gerace, Morris . . .
KARI: Not Morris. Geof hates snakes and planes so much he had to block the whole movie board.
MIKE: Wow.
KARI: I know. We kept posting in it and it was giving him the creeps. I love saying “snakes on a plane.”
MIKE: I noticed.
KARI: If we have the get-together here, we could have party favors of plastic snakes and plastic planes.
MIKE: That’s not predictable at all.
KARI: Instead of spin the bottle, whoever gets the snake and the plane have to kiss.
MIKE: That’s slightly more original. How about: We could have a bag full of pieces of paper, mostly blank, one with a snake and one with a plane. The two who get the snake and the plane have to go to the closet for five minutes.
KARI: That’s good!
MIKE: I got it from Teen Wolf.
KARI: Oh. I don’t remember that.
MIKE: What do you remember?
KARI: Um, him flipping on the top of the van. And he scared that one guy so much that he made him pee on himself.
MIKE: And the basketball game.
KARI: Was that Teen Wolf or Teen Wolf Too?
MIKE: I think it was the original. For our get-together, we can eat gummy worms. They look like snakes. We could sneak gummy worms into the movie and scare people with them!
KARI: There was a cake I saw on a blog about the movie. I’ll just need a Mace Windu action figure.
MIKE: If there were other movies about snakes on planes, we could rent those.
KARI: But there aren’t. This is the original snakes on a plane movie.
MIKE: Snakes.
KARI: On a plane.
MIKE: They’re no match for Samuel L. Jackson.
KARI: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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