KARI: *hangs up phone* GAH!
KARI: You know how I baked five different kinds of cookies, two kinds of bread, and one kind of muffin for Christmas presents?
KARI: You know what recipe people want?
KARI: The cookies you made.
MIKE: The chocolate ones?
KARI: You made one kind of cookie, and that’s the recipe everyone wants.
KARI: Don’t “oh” me.
MIKE: I’m sorry?
KARI: This is why I don’t cook. You always win.
MIKE: It’s not a competition.
KARI: Sure, you can say that, winner.
MIKE: I didn’t even like those cookies. They weren’t sweet enough.
KARI: That does not help!
MIKE: What are you doing?
KARI: Going online to get recipes!
MIKE: Are you baking today?
KARI: No! These are for next year!
MIKE: Next year?
KARI: I am going to beat you next year!
MIKE: We’ve been watching too much Friends. You sound like Monica.
KARI: You are going down! Look at this recipe! Sugar cookies made with cream cheese!
MIKE: Sounds tasty?
KARI: And this one! Pinwheel cookies with orange and chocolate filling! People love orange and chocolate! Like those oranges made from chocolate! They were all the rage!
MIKE: Actually, I think the evidence points to people just liking chocolate.
KARI: *gasps in horror*
KARI: You should just stop talking.
MIKE: I’m just saying. Maybe you should just use my recipe next year.
KARI: Next year, we’re having a Christmas bakeoff!
MIKE: Fine by me!
KARI: We are watching too much Friends. Because you just sounded like Chandler.
MIKE: It was intentional.
KARI: Oh. Well, you’re going down! I have all year to find recipes with which to beat you. People will be begging for my recipes!
MIKE: Bring it! I don’t need to research all year. Apparently all I need to do is find a recipe at the last minute and throw it together. It worked this year!
KARI: AH! Didn’t I say you need to stop talking?