Yesterday I turned the corner into my cubicle and I saw this weird bug flying around. It was similar to this bug, so maybe he’s been hiding in my cubicle all summer. Great. He landed on the wall, so I did what any sane person would do: I took off my shoe and waited for him to stand still so I could smush him. Unfortunately, just as I was standing there holding my right shoe menacingly, the IT guy came around the corner to ask me something.
Seriously, no one ever comes into my cubicle unless I am doing something that looks a little odd like that. Why, God, why? hehe.
(He did offer to kill whatever I was hunting, but by then it had crawled behind my bookcase. He helpfully noted that it would probably breed back there. And then refused to switch cubicles with me.)