Oh, look! Today’s paper!
Check it out! There’s a picture from the race!
Hey! Wait a second! That’s me! (In the black pants with the blue stripe.)
(I am totally passing that guy, in case you were wondering.)
I made the front page! Sure, I am small, and, yeah, maybe you need a magnifying glass to see me, but that is not the point. The point is that I will be happy to autograph your copy of the News and Record. For a nominal fee. (When was the last time you made the front page? That’s what I thought.)
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