Through a Glass, Darkly

Oh, look! Today’s paper!

Check it out! There’s a picture from the race!

Hey! Wait a second! That’s me! (In the black pants with the blue stripe.)

(I am totally passing that guy, in case you were wondering.)

I made the front page! Sure, I am small, and, yeah, maybe you need a magnifying glass to see me, but that is not the point. The point is that I will be happy to autograph your copy of the News and Record. For a nominal fee. (When was the last time you made the front page? That’s what I thought.)