Daily Archives: 8/10/2007

I forgive everyone (or, 1.21 gigawatts). 1

Because a man came and fixed our air conditioner. I was going to say “a nice man,” but . . . we had to pay for diagnosis and labor, even though it was still under warranty and we got the part for free. My brother could have fixed it for free (he knew what was […]

People and things to blame for our air conditioner going out on the hottest day of the year. 11

1. Global warming. If you don’t believe in global warming, I will lock you in the attic until you do. It was 92 degrees in our house upstairs last night. It was 105 degrees outside yesterday. I will not listen to any arguments. Do you want to be locked in my attic? I didn’t think […]