In which I repeatedly threaten to stab myself in the eye with a pen.

Tonight I drove to UNCG for a class. Sign count!

Obama signs: 7
McCain signs: 0
Don Vaughn signs: 3 (he’s running for State Senate) (that link is not an endorsement)

In conclusion: UNCG is voting Obama.

There is one common theme in the classes that I take for licensure: They all make me want to use more profanity than I ever thought possible. Also, they make me want to stab myself in the eye with a pen. As I fiddled with my pen this evening, I seriously contemplated stabbing myself in the eye with it. Because then I would get to leave. Rather than being spoken to like a kindergartner. *stab stab stab*

I will admit that my attitude about these classes is not always the best. I always start with the idea of going with the flow. I don’t want to be the person who can’t learn from other people because she thinks she knows it all. I definitely do not know it all when it comes to teaching. But the classes! They are often busywork or playacting so as to meet some state requirement. And I do not find that helpful. *stab stab stab*

Last semester, I took a class with a professor who was kind of not my favorite. She spent a lot of time talking about how great she was. And grading our assignments in pithy ways. For our last assignment, part of our requirement was a reflective paper. In what was probably not my finest moment, I wrote reflectively about how lame I thought the assignment was, taking potshots at the part of the assignment I was supposed to be reflecting upon and its really specific (pointless) requirements. In my defense, I did not take potshots at her personally. At least I can say that. That, however, is not something that she can say, because in her response to my paper, she did take (completely untrue) potshots at me. I wrote back correcting her misinformation about me, and she told me that she did not like my tone. I then wished her well, because, thankfully, she was planning to retire over the summer. Did I mention that she was kind of not my favorite? *stab stab stab*

Anyway, I don’t know why I just told you that story. It does not exactly cover me in glory. But it does show you how frustratingly asinine I find these classes. They make me do things I would never normally do. Tune in next week to read about my huge crazy freakout in which I take too many behavioral meds at once, rip off my clothes, and jump into the fountain at the mall, yelling, “Blaaaaah! I’m a kraken from the sea!”

(To my mom: Do not be alarmed. That is a reference to Juno. Not something I actually plan on doing.)

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7 Comments

  1. I think you’re out of eyes.

    Posted 9/24/2008 at | Permalink
  2. they don’t call you Kick Ass for nothing!

    Posted 9/24/2008 at | Permalink
  3. I have sooo had those kind of classes before. appreciate the Juno reference and the note to Mom – very funny

    Posted 9/24/2008 at | Permalink
  4. melissa

    lol. lol. even though i heard it in person, it still made me lol. i especially like the juno reference.

    Posted 9/25/2008 at | Permalink
  5. Karen

    Stab, stab, stab…that was hilarious. Roger ’bout made me pee in my pants!

    Posted 9/25/2008 at | Permalink
  6. Would you be so kind as to publish both the paper and the response? They would entertain me greatly. Specifically because I wrote a paper for my Science of Water (=P) class, and it was returned for “improvement” because instead of thoroughly bashing the construction companies, I presented what I felt was a reasonable compromise that wouldn’t shut down the entire economy of the world. Apparently that was unacceptable, so my rewrite was an incredibly sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek RANT about how horrible all construction and development and human life is, and how we should basically kill ourselves off so that the frogs in Marsh Swamp can live.

    I got an A on the final draft.

    Posted 10/4/2008 at | Permalink
  7. Kari

    Unfortunately, I don’t have the response anymore! It was an online class, so I don’t have access to the instructor feedback. The paper itself was pretty transparent in its efforts to criticize the assignment, so I doubt it’s a very good paper. I did not really care at that point. hehehe.

    Posted 10/4/2008 at | Permalink

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