CASHIER: Do you have a PALS card?
MIKE: Yes. But I don’t have it with me.
CASHIER: What’s your name? I will look it up.
MIKE: Mike [we avoid last names on this blog as much as possible].
CASHIER: Hmmmm. Did you sign up recently?
MIKE: Yes.
CASHIER: Well, it takes about six weeks to show up.
MIKE: But we will save a dollar! What can we do?
CASHIER: We can just pretend you have a card.
MIKE: Try Ken Adams.
CASHIER: I was just going to use a fake card, but . . . there is a Ken Adams.
MIKE: Yessssssss.
KARI: My friend heard it from some guy.
MIKE: *points to self* Some guy!
KARI: No, no, his name was Ken Adams.
MIKE: *points to self* KEN ADAMS!
KARI: Regina Phalange.
CASHIER: Friends, right? I got it when you said Regina Phalanage. Sign here.
KARI AND MIKE LEAVE STORE, MUCH TO CASHIER’S RELIEF, STILL RECITING LINES FROM FRIENDS.
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4 Comments
i find that conversation mildly amusing.
This might be the funniest conversation I have read on here.
Whatever, I laughed out loud.
Oh my! I am laughing so hard! I quote Friends all the time. Glad to see that others are as addicted as well.