Let’s talk about some of the things I got for my birthday. I want to see if you notice a theme.
Mike gave me a pie pan, an apron, a pie cookbook, and other pie gadgets.
My mom gave me another baking stone, which I can always use, and which is especially useful for Christmas baking.
My aunt gave me a Singer sewing machine.
Wait. A. Second. I’m Susie Homemaker! Holy crap! When did this happen? I assume that after I master all of those, I will start canning all my own food and baking my own bread. Oh, and gardening. I’ll be growing all my own vegetables, obviously. After that, I’ll need a larger freezer to store all of the meals I prepare in advance. That is of course on top of all the pies I’m baking and the clothes I’m sewing.
Or maybe I could just finally learn how to knit. Yes, I like that plan much better.